CHEATING IS ALLOWED.
I'm not talking about anything to do with marital fidelity; I'm referring to house-wife cheats.
While forbidden for SATs, there are certain "cheats" in house-wifery that are not only allowed, but encouraged.
Take a look at the pictures below.
This is the breakfast I made myself this morning. Imagine being served this by your hostess. You'd probably be impressed and feel a little bit pampered, no?
This took less than ten minutes to prepare.
I popped the frozen waffles into the toaster oven. While they toasted, I thawed some mixed frozen berries in the microwave. Once the waffles were finished, I cut up one banana over them, and then topped the whole thing with the berries. Voila! Elegant, delicious, magazine-worthy meal that was so ridiculously simple that you could roll out of bed and have it ready before your guests got to the table.
So, as you experiment with your house wife "cheats," and your guests ooh and ahhh over your culinary prowess--just smile graciously and try to keep your pajama pants from peaking out beneath your skirt.
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